The Amor y Paz of Mike in Mexico is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.607 billion Mike in Mexicoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mike in Mexicoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,863 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 361,267 Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,065,707 per year while the poor average 30,554, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mike in Mexico's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mike in Mexico is ranked 278,000^th in the world and 403^rd in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.2 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.